(via damn-funny)

chudails:

the-cats-hatter:

theserraangel:

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.

HAKUNA MY TATAS

i quit the internet

(via call-me-rocky)

circletines:

“and you will present it in front of the whole class”

(via call-me-rocky)

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

(Source: gbass, via painted-daydreams)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

how to be trendy and cool:

• learn how to do a headstand
• fly to antarctica
• do a headstand in antarctica
• you are now wearing the world as your hat. pretty cool huh

(via disneyprincest)

have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated

(Source: aquababy, via painted-daydreams)

(Source: obriens, via iwillmindfuckyou)

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

(via call-me-rocky)

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via foreveralone-lyguy)